I told my wife, I've been so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going. She said, 'By the look on your face, you're going, 'cause when you're coming, you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle.' Why are you laughing? Oh my God. Woo.
MAKING THE MAIN COURSE. BOSS IS IT DONE? YOU CAN TRY IT. HAVE YOU PUT SALT IN THIS? YEAH... I DID. YOU NEED MORE SALT. THE CHEF KNOWS BETTER. PRETEND ALREADY MIXING IT. BOSS TRY AGAIN. PERFECT.
After learning this, you'll never call an elephant just an animal again. Elephants are gifted with truly extraordinary abilities. And here's what makes them so remarkable. They have the largest brain of any land animal on Earth. Their heart weighs around 30 kilograms. Their memory is astonishing. They remember migration routes their ancestors follo
I believe every pedophile, every rapist, every murderer should be put to death on live TV, free of charge. No pay-per-view. Let everybody watch it, let everybody see it. That way everybody knows where they stand if they commit a crime like that. There's no fucking guessing. There's no need for a fucking lawyer next time. If you're convicted of fuck
Oh my god, hey, you've got to be fucking kidding me. Really, Layla? Oh my god, my god. Oh my god. What did you do? No! Freddy! No! No! not a fun way to start the day. Wonder Who did it...
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