Look at this mess. Makes me sick. There's no way to stop this kind of insane violence. Seems like no matter what we do, some innocent fool is always gonna get slaughtered, and we're always gonna be playing catch up. We're never gonna find the guy that did this. Tell that to his widow. And we're always going to be playing catch up. We're never gonna
Our pizza delivery man really went above and beyond. Hey, you take this. Okay, got it. Thank you. All set. Thank you. Watch out. Just be cool. I can set my car alarm off if you want. Oh, he doesn't. He doesn't want the pizza, right? No, he wants the pizza. He wants the pizza. There he goes. Hi, baby. You don't get pizza.
10 years ago we had Steve Jobs Bob Hope and Johnny Cash Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. Please God Don't let Kevin Bacon die! (Sound of dramatic crying/sobbing)
Part 4 😂 Funniest Moment. The best part of my day. What do you do, Dale? I'm a dyslexic toll booth operator. When cars pull up, I hand them $2. I also like to take black and white pictures of myself and hang them up in Cracker Barrel when nobody's looking. And then I sit beside the picture and wait for the waitress to notice. Yeah, that is me, Marg
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