My doctor says, you are fat. I said, how fat am I? He said, you're so fat that if you don't stop within a month, you could have a heart attack or stroke. That's not funny. He's not a comedian. Oh. I was expecting a joke. You're expecting a joke? Yeah, I thought it sounded like you're- My cardiologist?
What's your name? Nancy Taylor. And you are? What high school did you go to? What? High school. Lincoln, in Pittsburgh. Who are you? Who was your 12th grade English teacher? Are you kidding? No, no, no... In 12th grade, your English teacher was... Mrs. Walsh, yeah. Mrs. Walsh, yeah. Nancy. Lincoln. Walsh. Okay, thanks very much. Nancy? Nancy Taylor
That Trick Won't Work On Him. Heller? Mr. Heller. Hi. I'm Ms. Kees. Yes, Ms. Kees Saffron. Please come in. Take a seat. As you know, I'm looking for a new assistant. My job is a very big one. Assistant? I thought I was here to sell you Girl Scout cookies. You're being funny. You're funny. That's good. Good. I'm glad I can be funny. I usually get 'a
This is what we've been waiting for. Must present a valid photo ID. Voters across the country will now... what? Oh, it's not a voting thing? It's the Never-Ending Pasta Pass from Olive Garden? No. The Never-Ending Pasta Pass is only for use by the Passholder whose name is printed on the Pass. Passes are personalized and non-transferable. Passholder
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