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avatar Mark Manson

REMEMBER, Mother's Day is for mums, NOT men in dresses. Your Day Is April 1st. (Man laughing)

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

When I picked up my girlfriend an hour late...

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Career Day. So what do you all want to be when we grow up? I want to be an astronaut! A ballerina! What about you? I want to be a... Doritos farmer! You can't be a Doritos farmer! Oh, really? Astronaut, Ballerina, Fa. Doritos Nacho Cheese. Doritos.

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

REALLY APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD PUT THOSE PEANUTS AWAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. LET ME I'M GONNA GET THE STEWARDESS RIGHT NOW. MA'AM IF MY PEANUTS ACROSS THE AISLE A CRUMB HAPPENS TO GET ON YOU AND YOU TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO VISIT YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER AND YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER DIES. JUST MAYBE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER'S NOT MEANT TO BE ALIVE. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I

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