So I got pulled over for speeding the other day, and the cop comes up to the car and goes, why were you speeding? And I said, because I'm in a hurry. And he goes, well, what are you in a hurry for? I said, I'm late to work, dude. And he goes, well, what do you do that's so damn important? And I said, well, actually, I'm a rectum stretcher. And he
So you looted Tenochtitlan. That’s great, that’s amazing. So why am I seeing missed payments?
“Well you gotta have German mercenaries to…"
NO! No, YOU do not “gotta have” German mercenaries! I’m not against German mercenaries, I love German mercenaries, but they cost MON-EEE.
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Thank you.
Not for me, thank you. No, don't drink. No, I tried it once and didn't like it. Oh. Have a smoke? I tried it once and didn't like it. Great. Not at all, my daughter is just the same. Your only child, I presume. Ha ha ha! Yeah! - Have a smoke? - Just the same.
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