THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS... In order to maintain a polite or even baseline civil society here in the First World, there's an unspoken social contract that we all need to abide by. And I think it's safe to say some of y'all aren't holding up your end of the bargain. This is why we can't have nice things or even Spring Break. That is wha
A guy walks into the bar with his neck like this. He says to the guy, 'Give me a scotch.' He says, 'It's a nice joint you got here.' 'It's a neighborhood place.' 'Yeah, we get a lot of regular people coming in here.' 'Now, give me another scotch.' The guy walks over and says, 'You new around here?' He says, 'Yeah, I am.' He says, 'Got a little trou
A person pours gasoline on a wooden structure and lights it on fire. Another person attempts to skateboard over the flames but falls into the fire. The person is engulfed in flames and runs away. A friend tackles them to the ground to put out the fire.
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