This police officer pulled over this woman who turned out to be his sister. Ma'am, I'm sorry, your license is invalid. Metro T1 checking on you. Says you weigh 135.
All of you people that voted for Mom Donnie because he partied with you and he promised you a bunch of free stuff, y'all got played like a fiddle. Let's start with the big promise that he made. Free buses! Here's a reality check. Subway and local bus fare just went from $2.90 to $3. Express bus fare went from $7 to $7.25. That is a 3.4% increase
50% of the world doesn't like me because of my last name. Then are people screaming shit at you? One time I was out in public and someone literally walked up to me to tell me that my grandma sucks. I'm like, well, thank you so much for taking the time of your day to say that. Like, great, what do you want me to say to that? If you're calmer, it pi
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