Wait for End. An elderly woman went to buy some cat food and picked up three cans, only to be stopped by the cashier. "I'm sorry," the cashier said, "but we can't sell this to you without proof that you own a cat. Unfortunately, some seniors have been buying cat food for themselves to eat, and management requires proof that it's for your pet." Unfa
Mike is driving home from the bar with his wife Sarah one night. He gets pulled over by a cop. The officer walks up and says, "Sir, do you know why I stopped you?" Mike goes, "Uh, no, officer. Did I do something wrong?" The cop says, "Your taillight is out!" Mike immediately goes, "Oh wow, I'm sorry. I had no idea. I'll get that fixed first thing t
Did Anyone Else Realize This About The Sith Names In Star Wars? I've always thought that the Sith names were mockeries of who they once were. For example, Count Dooku, you know, he's this refined man, yes, he's a political leader and he says that he wants everything to work out for his people and all that stuff. And Palpatine goes, 'No, you're Dart
EVERY TIME YOU WORSHIP THROUGH PAIN, YOU RELEASE A SOUND THAT HELL CAN'T STAND AND HEAVEN CAN'T IGNORE. (Song lyrics: We make, miracle worker, promise keeper, light in the darkness, my God, that is who you are)
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