When my vacation side piece and my wife are fighting and a local European kid tries to pickpocket me. Hello Beans. Hello Angelica. Excuse me, Mr. Rango.
You look like you eat Snickers upside down so you can feel the veins on your tongue. I'm gonna make you a pallbearer at my funeral so you can let me down one last time. If you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd be twice as smart as you actually are. I'm beginning to see that your low self-esteem is actually just good judgment. Nothing b
When you and your husband are in the same place but slightly different vacations. This is what dreams are made of. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North.
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