When you come to Japan but don't respect it... If you're gonna come to Japan and do stuff like this, I don't think you should come here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not for you! It's not for you, all right? If you don't know how to respect Japan, don't come here! If you don't know how to find the rubbish bin, if you don't know how to hold yo
Did you hear about the new Viagra drug that came out? It's called Mycoxafloppin. What do you call a person that refuses to fart in public? A private tutor. What does a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking Mom's gonna kill me. Jesus Christ, oh my God, Brian. Hey Mom, two deer walk out of a gay bar. The one sa
Lynyrd Skynyrd Woodstock '99 Freebird. A large crowd at a concert, cheering and raising their hands. Some people are on others' shoulders. A band is playing on stage, with a guitarist visible. The atmosphere is energetic and lively.
6 years ago. WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING AND OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING. YOUR DAD'S A LIBERAL? WELL, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO HIM. Give a man a mask and he'll become his true self. YOU CAN ORDER PEOPLE TO WEAR MASK IN PUBLIC BUT YOU CANT ORDER MEN TO PULL UP THEIR PANTS?
Black Betty, bam-a-lam. Black Betty, bam-a-lam. Black Betty had a child, bam-a-lam. The damn thing gone wild, bam-a-lam. Said it wasn't mine, bam-a-lam. The damn thing gone blind, bam-a-lam. Oh, Black Betty, bam-a-lam. Whoa, Black Betty, bam-a-lam. She really gets me high, bam-a-lam. You know that's no lie, bam-a-lam. She's so rock steady, bam-a-la
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