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avatar Gaie Houston

When you know the speed of stringing balls when you are about to practice multiple balls: If you can delay for a while, then delay for a while.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

What if I told you insane was working 50 hours a week in some office for 50 years, at the end of which they tell you to piss off? Ending up at some retirement village, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

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avatar John Paul

Day 1189 of sharing my fyp with you. All women are jealous of me, and all men want me. Who the fuck would be jealous of you? Are you out of your fucking mind? What a fucking retard.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Me after throwing a biology book into a pride parade

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avatar Jacob Junior

have to have a meeting to figure out what a woman is, then you're not fit to lead an organization, even if that organization is one that loses about $50 million every single year. Here's my message to Cathy Engelbert. I've got a farm, and on my farm, I have a heifer, and I have a bull. The bull is equipped with horns and all. If Cathy Engelbert is

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Good morning you bad, beautiful bitch. Here is your to do list for today. Drink your fucking coffee. And once that kicks in, remind yourself what an adorable badass motherfucker you are.

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