What's funny? You know what's funny? Long after I'm dead, people will still be watching this shit. And no matter how clear I make it, how simple, how painfully obvious. The, yeah, about him. Not us. Always tribe, the other team, the other flavor of crazy. If you think the joke is only about the other side, you're the joke. You're not laughing at th
A SHUTDOWN. THERE ARE 53 DESKS ON THIS SIDE OF THE SENATE FLOOR. THERE ARE 53 REPUBLICANS, WHICH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT BE FUNDED UNTIL AT LEAST SEVEN DEMOCRATS DECIDE WE'RE GOING TO FUND THE GOVERNMENT.
No. The defense is wrong. Are you sure? I'm positive. How could you be so sure? Because there is no way... that these tire marks... were made by a '64... Buick Skylark. These marks... 1963 Pontiac Tempest. 1963 Pontiac Tempest. Objection, Your Honor. Can we clarify to the court... whether the witness is stating... opinion or fact? This is your opin
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