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avatar John Paul

You have the face of a TSA employee and the body of a carry-on. Your ass back. Let her go. Maddie, you met your husband at your family reunion. Oh. Okay, well, I got laid last night, but your edges didn't.

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avatar Patricia Lee

what are you doing here i came here to meet you okay now we've met what else i'm telemasca they recruited me in new york just a few weeks ago though they've been watching me for a lot longer they brought me over here because there was a problem at the london mother house that's how they put it they had me tell archie i saw what he did to the witch

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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no, we're all in this together. This is a full-blown four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking K. And when Santa squee.. Guess who's back..

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avatar Anthony Miller

WHEN I WAS DEBRIEGING EPSTEIN, I SAID TO HIM, AND THEN DONALD TRUMP. ACTUALLY PERSONAL I WANT TO BE

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