"I wish every one of you could put that gun on your hip, put that Kevlar vest on, go out there and put up with what they put up with. Considering the hate, the rhetoric, the attacks, I think they perform remarkably, and I’m proud of them." TOM HOMAN
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner...unannounced at 7:30 pm after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens.
Wife: “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?!?”
Step 1: Go to a drive through. Step 2: Say 'I'm sorry but I'm blind. Can you read the menu to me?' Step 3: See how long they'll read before realizing you can't drive if you're blind.
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