A husband and wife came up with a "code word" so their kid wouldn't understand when they wanted some alone time. They chose the word: "typewriter." One night, the husband told his 5-year-old daughter, "Go tell mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." She ran to her mom... The mom replied, "Tell your daddy he can't right now... there's a red ribbon
President Donald Trump hurled furious threats in the middle of the night and insisted his MAGA base read a three-week old column from a conservative Washington Post pundit. Trump raves at 'dirty dogs' in late-night rage post: 'You will pay a big price!'
Did 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 Governor Carney forget to ask permission before speaking to 🇪🇺 Germany's top 🐕 shepherd, 🇩🇪 Ursula von der Leyen? GERMAN SHEPHERDS AMERICAN SHEPARD STRONGER AMERICA TOGETHER BREAKING NEWS TRUMP signs Executive order changing German Shepherds to American Shepherds
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