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avatar John Paul
Ariel has six sisters, and someone pointed out that they represent the seven seas.
Guess that makes Queen Athena the...?

Ariel has six sisters, and someone pointed out that they represent the seven seas. Guess that makes Queen Athena the...?

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
So yup here my black butt is. Takin a dump in a redneck gun shop. With severe diarrhea. And next to me is a shotgun shaped plunger with the phrase

So yup here my black butt is. Takin a dump in a redneck gun shop. With severe diarrhea. And next to me is a shotgun shaped plunger with the phrase "if its brown its down!" on it. I bet you're wondering how i got here

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avatar Anthony Miller
Do yall coworkers be this bored?
Hey Michael!! I know Monday is your off day but I was wondering if you could work for me that morning? Sorry for asking so last minute
Hey [redacted] unfortunately I can't work for you on Monday that's my off day
I know that it's your off day Michael lol
Ok glad we're on the same page. See you next week.

Do yall coworkers be this bored? Hey Michael!! I know Monday is your off day but I was wondering if you could work for me that morning? Sorry for asking so last minute Hey [redacted] unfortunately I can't work for you on Monday that's my off day I know that it's your off day Michael lol Ok glad we're on the same page. See you next week.

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avatar Gaie Houston

"The employee survey is 100% anonymous" My boss the next day:

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avatar Patricia Lee
To the robot who turned 90 days into 15 years of exploration:

You were, and are, the Opportunity of a lifetime.

Rest well, rover. Your mission is complete.

(2004-2019)

mars.nasa.gov
#ThanksOppy

To the robot who turned 90 days into 15 years of exploration: You were, and are, the Opportunity of a lifetime. Rest well, rover. Your mission is complete. (2004-2019) mars.nasa.gov #ThanksOppy

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avatar Joseph Mitchell
An over-the-top double cheeseburger with melted cheese and egg.

An over-the-top double cheeseburger with melted cheese and egg.

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