U smoking fent if you think im tipping $40\nBetter tell your boss to give you a raise.\nYou decided to work for 3.50 an hour\n\nIf you can't tip your server... Don't go out to eat\n\nYour Bill = $95.80\nMove decimal over one = $9.58\nThen times it by 4 = $38.32\nFinal Total = $134.12
OK CLASS LISTEN UP! I HAVE BIG NEWS! I AM PREGNANT So, I will be taking maternity leave! Heh, another language teacher got knocked up! Who’d’ve thought, right Ren? Why are you SWEATING so much bro?
This Weekend Be Sure To Wear The Magic Black Hat
So the other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC BLACK HAT.
When I got to the ER, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided they weren't that sick after all. The hat cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
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