Cop on a horse says to a little girl on a bike, "Did Santa bring you that bike?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year, and fined her $5. The little girl looks up at the arrogant cop and says, "Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?" Cop laughs and says, he sure did! "Well," says the
At my funeral, I want a group of Italian men in black suits to walk up, say “We’ll miss you, boss” So my family thinks I was mixed up in something mysterious.
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