DIVINE FEMALE MINDSET YOUR DOG HAS MEMORIZED THE SOUND OF YOUR CAR, THE RHYTHM OF YOUR LAUGH, AND THE MOMENT YOUR HEART SINKS. YOU ARE THEIR ENTIRE WORLD.
DRIVING HOME LAST NIGHT, I SAW A BILLBOARD THAT SAID: NEED HELP? CALL JESUS. 1-800-005-5369 OUT OF CURIOSITY I DID. A MEXICAN SHOWED UP WITH A TOW TRUCK
I'M 100% SURE THAT I CALLED SHOTGUN, WHY ARE YOU SHOVING ME IN THE BACK? YEA I REALIZE I'M BEING ARRESTED BUT THE RULES OF SHOTGUN ARE PRETTY CLEAR, MAN.
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