DRIVING HOME LAST NIGHT, I SAW A BILLBOARD THAT SAID: NEED HELP? CALL JESUS. 1-800-005-5369 OUT OF CURIOSITY I DID. A MEXICAN SHOWED UP WITH A TOW TRUCK
I'M 100% SURE THAT I CALLED SHOTGUN, WHY ARE YOU SHOVING ME IN THE BACK? YEA I REALIZE I'M BEING ARRESTED BUT THE RULES OF SHOTGUN ARE PRETTY CLEAR, MAN.
John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts PITCH: "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" but the contestants are billionaires so it's more of a threat. 9:50 AM - 21 Aug 20 - Twitter Web App INVEST
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