I went to see my son in the hospital today. I went through a metal detector, had my picture taken and had to show ID. I'll Bet Nobody Had a Problem Getting ID To Collect Welfare...
My mom only remembers my childhood friends based on the perceived slights they committed against her 15 years ago. I'll mention a name and she'll just be like "ah yes, the one with the MUDDY SHOES." My friend ate two cupcakes instead of one, and my mom doesn't let me forget it.
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