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avatar Jeremy Jordan
I'M WORRIED ABOUT CRIME SO I ASKED A FRIEND FROM TEXAS WHAT I NEEDED TO PROTECT MY HOME. HE SAID A 9MM, A COUPLE OF CLIPS AND A BOX OF SHELLS. STILL NOT SURE HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WORK. The image shows a wrench with '9' on it, two binder clips, and a box of Barilla pasta labeled 'SHELLS'.

I'M WORRIED ABOUT CRIME SO I ASKED A FRIEND FROM TEXAS WHAT I NEEDED TO PROTECT MY HOME. HE SAID A 9MM, A COUPLE OF CLIPS AND A BOX OF SHELLS. STILL NOT SURE HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WORK. The image shows a wrench with '9' on it, two binder clips, and a box of Barilla pasta labeled 'SHELLS'.

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avatar Gaie Houston
When I say

When I say "I'm broke" it doesn't mean I have $0. It just means I have responsibilities to handle first before spending it on dumb shit.

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avatar Jacob Junior
Few will remember what this was for.

Few will remember what this was for.

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avatar Anthony Miller
FRIEND: Your kids have so much energy! Where do they get it from?
ME: I'm pretty sure they suck it directly from my soul.

FRIEND: Your kids have so much energy! Where do they get it from? ME: I'm pretty sure they suck it directly from my soul.

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avatar jojo9
Considering the probability of a human life assimilating from random chance is 1 in 10^40000, at what point do we say. Its impossible for a creator to not exist?

Considering the probability of a human life assimilating from random chance is 1 in 10^40000, at what point do we say. Its impossible for a creator to not exist?

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Far Too Many Women Don't Realize They Are Beautiful Just The Way They Are.

Far Too Many Women Don't Realize They Are Beautiful Just The Way They Are.

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