Man: why is the speed of light that?\nGod: what\nMan: the speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 meters per second...\nwhy?\nGod: first of all, the speed of light is 1 dumbass
so...are we just gonna ignore the fact NASA's potentially discovered that our universe is inside a black hole or...? Wtf am I supposed to do Angie I can barely afford my rent
Cop on a horse says to a little girl on a bike, "Did Santa bring you that bike?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year, and fined her $5. The little girl looks up at the arrogant cop and says, "Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?" Cop laughs and says, he sure did! "Well," says the
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