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avatar Zoe ZZZ
Met a 7 yr old girl at McDonald’s. She stared for a while then said “why are you so ugly?” I paused then whispered to her “I’m not supposed to tell, but I came back in a Time Machine. I’m YOU, from the future. She cried 20 solid minutes.

Met a 7 yr old girl at McDonald’s. She stared for a while then said “why are you so ugly?” I paused then whispered to her “I’m not supposed to tell, but I came back in a Time Machine. I’m YOU, from the future. She cried 20 solid minutes.

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avatar Patricia Lee
IF A CHILD CAN WORK A TABLET, PHONE OR GAME THEY CAN WORK A BROOM, MOP AND DISHES!

IF A CHILD CAN WORK A TABLET, PHONE OR GAME THEY CAN WORK A BROOM, MOP AND DISHES!

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
When you're so proud of how far you can get your arm down a Pringle's can that you get it tattooed

When you're so proud of how far you can get your arm down a Pringle's can that you get it tattooed

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avatar Zoe ZZZ
WHO ELSE GREW UP IN A HOUSEHOLD WHERE ROLLING YOUR EYES WAS CONSIDERED TALKING BACK? ... AND MOM WOULD SAY,

WHO ELSE GREW UP IN A HOUSEHOLD WHERE ROLLING YOUR EYES WAS CONSIDERED TALKING BACK? ... AND MOM WOULD SAY, "WIPE THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE I DO"

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avatar Jacob Junior
Kid: Did they have scary movies when you were a kid? Me: We had scary everything when I was a kid...

Kid: Did they have scary movies when you were a kid? Me: We had scary everything when I was a kid...

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I grew up eating what I found on my plate, wearing what my parents could afford. That's how I learned to be grateful and appreciative. - Dawnings

I grew up eating what I found on my plate, wearing what my parents could afford. That's how I learned to be grateful and appreciative. - Dawnings

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