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My five-year-old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said

My five-year-old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!" I took a deep breath, then asked... "What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!" And so it does... The picture shows an "African Elephant".

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I HIDE A LOT MORE THAN I SHOW SO IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME YOU'D BETTER THINK AGAIN

I HIDE A LOT MORE THAN I SHOW SO IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME YOU'D BETTER THINK AGAIN

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Matrix Motivates @matrixmotivates THE WHITE HOUSE: WE CAN'T TRACK $6.2 BILLION SENT TO UKRAINE. CALIFORNIA: WE CAN'T TRACK $24 BILLION SPENT TO COMBAT HOMELESSNESS. THE PENTAGON: WE CAN'T TRACK $2.3 TRILLION OF MILITARY SPENDING. THE U.S. TREASURY: WE CAN'T TRACK $5 TRILLION OF PANDEMIC SPENDING. THE IRS: WE KNOW YOU SENT $601.57 TO YOUR FRIEND, YO

Matrix Motivates @matrixmotivates THE WHITE HOUSE: WE CAN'T TRACK $6.2 BILLION SENT TO UKRAINE. CALIFORNIA: WE CAN'T TRACK $24 BILLION SPENT TO COMBAT HOMELESSNESS. THE PENTAGON: WE CAN'T TRACK $2.3 TRILLION OF MILITARY SPENDING. THE U.S. TREASURY: WE CAN'T TRACK $5 TRILLION OF PANDEMIC SPENDING. THE IRS: WE KNOW YOU SENT $601.57 TO YOUR FRIEND, YO

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avatar John Paul
90% OF BEING MARRIED IS JUST SHOUTING 'WHAT' FROM OTHER ROOMS.

90% OF BEING MARRIED IS JUST SHOUTING 'WHAT' FROM OTHER ROOMS.

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avatar John Paul
My nutsack when summer is over and it won't get stuck to my leg for another six months

My nutsack when summer is over and it won't get stuck to my leg for another six months

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