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avatar Agni Gauss
my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass......

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Today 6:18 PM

who is this?
Hello your uber eats order is here
oh coming! are you at the main entrance?
No I'm on top of the building i just landed my helicopter
Yes I'm at the main entrance

my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass...... Text Message Today 6:18 PM who is this? Hello your uber eats order is here oh coming! are you at the main entrance? No I'm on top of the building i just landed my helicopter Yes I'm at the main entrance

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
*licks finger and raises it to the wind* a crash out is on the horizon

*licks finger and raises it to the wind* a crash out is on the horizon

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Hank, don't. Alabaster's a little guy, but he'll mess you up.
No offence, but he's from Oklahoma.

Hank, don't. Alabaster's a little guy, but he'll mess you up. No offence, but he's from Oklahoma.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
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avatar jojo9
Women when their husband dies
Men when their wife dies
She's not coming home, Mel.
(SOBBING)

Women when their husband dies Men when their wife dies She's not coming home, Mel. (SOBBING)

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avatar Agni Gauss
If you walked into the Egyptian city of Qift in 3300 BCE, you would have immediately encountered a 13 foot statue of a guy cranking his hog.

If you walked into the Egyptian city of Qift in 3300 BCE, you would have immediately encountered a 13 foot statue of a guy cranking his hog.

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