Once a man was asked, "What did you gain by regularly praying to God?" The man replied, "Nothing... but let me tell you what I lost: anger, ego, greed, depression, insecurity, and fear of death." Sometimes, the answer to our prayers is not gaining but losing, which ultimately is the gain. ~ Amen ~
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
crimsun
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow di
Heyy I've got a question
Yes I still love you
No I don't want to break up with you
No I'm not cheating on you
Yes I'd still love you if you were a worm
Yes we can call tonight
Thanks
Little Miss Badass @littlemsbadass The four stages of a day off: 1. I will do so much stuff 2. Later I'll do lots of stuff 3. Eventually, I'll do some stuff 4. Oh no.
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