Only in America do you find a kid wearing $150 tennis shoes, drinking a $5 cup of coffee, typing on his $1000 cell phone complaining on social media that he is oppressed and that capitalism has failed him!
KIDNAPPER: Until the ransom is paid, you’ll stay in this room with just a bed and some food now and then.
ME [excitedly]: Wait—meals, naps, and peace and quiet??
KIDNAPPER: glares
ME: Oh right, I mean... oh noooo...
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![KIDNAPPER: Until the ransom is paid, you’ll stay in this room with just a bed and some food now and then.
ME [excitedly]: Wait—meals, naps, and peace and quiet??
KIDNAPPER: glares
ME: Oh right, I mean... oh noooo...](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/vBEafmtqC.jpg)
