WIFE: YOU PICK DINNER
HUSBAND: BURGER
WIFE: NO
HUSBAND: TACOS
WIFE: NO
HUSBAND: SUBS
WIFE: NO
HUSBAND: THEN WHAT DO
YOU WANT?
WIFE: IT'S UP TO YOU
WELCOME TO MARRIAGE
To all the Dems.. Welcome to socialism! How do u like waiting for the govt to open so you can eat?! Be careful what you wish for.. this is just a sample.
BREAKING: Speaker Johnson is LIVID after discovering Democrats have filed a lawsuit against the USDA for trying to find out how many illegal immigrants are receiving welfare benefits.
“They actually sued the Department of Agriculture for simply asking how many illegals are enrolled in welfare programs across states like California and New York!”
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