I had an I, but I had to have it removed emergency. Why? 'Cause the dick was hitting it too fucking big, bro? Yeah! Oh! How come you had to get it removed, ma'am? Like you said. Hammer. You got a hammer hammer on you? Yeah. Like a hammer? Yeah. No! What's your background? Ethnic background? Hispasian. Hispasian? So you're Hispanic and Asian? Okay,
lady, what kind of asian are you? can she talk? do you allow? so how did you find her? She used to be my masseuse! wow wow happy ending for a lifetime how did you communicate with her? She speaks semi English! semi English? And whenever I know she doesn't understand, I go to my phone. do you know you are married? I don't think she knows Does she ha
he just goes like this: do you have a question? I have a question. is your hair real? great question ma'am. yeah. it is real, you wanna see? now what if I was bald, would you feel better? you could play Jesus. what's that? you could play Jesus. I could play Jesus? that's what's up. I would rather be on the cross right now talking to you. I'm a prof
Sit the f*ck down. Trouble at the Comedy Store. You can't scare me. Lifting up a chair, you piece of sh*t! One joke about vegans? Yeah, I'm defending vegans. Get the f*ck out of here. Where's the f*cking security here? Huh? I want Pauly Shore on the phone RIGHT NOW! They used to have security swarming all over this place. They had rifles out. They
What is part of Addams Family thing y'all have? You both look very beautiful. We don't know each other. No. No. You guys don't know each other? They just sit the witches together in this fuucin' place? They both show up. The undead seats are in the front. Both of them go... (imitates zombie/monster sounds) Server comes up, 'What can I get for you?'
I'm married. You are married. What's his best quality, ma'am? Huge d!ck. Huge d!ck. D!ck. Can he pay rent? Nope, addicted to opioids. But he got a big ass d!ck! No. You don't know, you never measured? Bigger than my throat. Bigger than your throat? That's great. Bigger than your throat. Holy Toledo. Do you ever... do you have a gag reflex or no? No
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