One of them, the one that I've got on the back of my backpack now, is like, you know, like a Ranger tab, except instead of that it says 'Special Needs'. No, yeah. So I just thought, I thought that was funny as shit, 'cause like I'm, I never did anything in the military. Like, where's this story going? I'm already liking the story, but I'm still...
Your total is 18.45. You have to hold it on there for a second. Hold it there. No, just tap the top and hold it. Actually, can I touch you just for one second? Yeah. That'll be 18.45. Just tap and hold.
Jessie My dad's starting a hot sauce company and has been workshopping slogans all week, so now I just get completely random texts from him out of nowhere. One popped up on my phone today while I was at work and my coworker saw it... I had some explaining to do. 😂 Dad now Your colon will remember this forever
That awkward moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it. But it turns out she just dropped an earring, and no one else in McDonald's can hear the music on your iPod.
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