Ashleighnottisdale @Ashleigh12211 My bio says "only here for the dad jokes" and this guy from Ship crushed it. You matched with Chad on 9/30. Chad: Hey Ashleigh...are you still awake? or did you fall Ashleighp?
Maria @mariamoobs posted: My mom fell and hit her head last night. I texted my dad this morning asking for an update and this is what happened. In the chat with 'Dad', the user asked 'How is mom's head'. Dad replied 'I've had better.'
My sister got her 4th divorce today and my dad crashing out in the family group chat. Sissy: I just divorced him. Dad: You're like the first slice of bread in the bag: Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.
Jessie My dad's starting a hot sauce company and has been workshopping slogans all week, so now I just get completely random texts from him out of nowhere. One popped up on my phone today while I was at work and my coworker saw it... I had some explaining to do. 😂 Dad now Your colon will remember this forever
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