Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Boss told me that as a security guard, it's my job to watch the office. I'm on season 6 but I'm not really sure what it's got to do with security.
Guess my dad speaks for all men. Seriously though, do men just not realize when a woman has a crush on them?? Honey, I've been married to your mom for 26 years and I don't even know if she likes me.
SON: What's in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?
ME: Well, that's your uncle Frank. That's where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never got why.
SON: Maybe it's so he could be Frank in Stein?
ME: That SON OF A BITCH!!
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