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avatar Sophia Rich
I only say

I only say "I love you" to 1. Family 2. Lifelong Friends 3. Dogs that I met 3.5 seconds ago.

avatar John Paul
A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot. Pun in, ten dead.

A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot. Pun in, ten dead.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
I boiled a funny bone once. It turned into a laughing stock.

I boiled a funny bone once. It turned into a laughing stock.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Someone just called my phone. They sneezed, coughed, and then hung up. I'm getting tired of these cold calls.

Someone just called my phone. They sneezed, coughed, and then hung up. I'm getting tired of these cold calls.

avatar Patricia Lee
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl. I said no I didn't know he could.

My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl. I said no I didn't know he could.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst

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