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avatar Joseph Mitchell
Dad what was it like a livin in the 90s?
Sometimes youd open a can a peanuts and theyd come snakes outta there.

Dad what was it like a livin in the 90s? Sometimes youd open a can a peanuts and theyd come snakes outta there.

avatar Anthony Miller
My mom recently discovered Facebook Marketplace and today I get this text from my dad 😂

Dad: Your mother has put my life in danger over a toaster she bought on Facebook. I’m meeting a man named 'Rick' behind Home Depot. If I go missing, start there.

My mom recently discovered Facebook Marketplace and today I get this text from my dad 😂 Dad: Your mother has put my life in danger over a toaster she bought on Facebook. I’m meeting a man named 'Rick' behind Home Depot. If I go missing, start there.

avatar Jacob Junior
My dad texting me with some bad news.\nYou’d think he lost a son.\nBad news\nAfter 36 years, the garage fridge finally died.\nBeen through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives.\nWent out quiet, like a cowboy.\nMust’ve kept 10,000 beers cold\nThinking about giving it a proper funeral.

My dad texting me with some bad news.\nYou’d think he lost a son.\nBad news\nAfter 36 years, the garage fridge finally died.\nBeen through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives.\nWent out quiet, like a cowboy.\nMust’ve kept 10,000 beers cold\nThinking about giving it a proper funeral.

avatar Mark Manson
*When two Dads run into each other at Costco.*
Dad:

*When two Dads run into each other at Costco.* Dad: "Uh oh here comes trouble" Other Dad: "I guess they let anyone in here" Both Dads:

avatar Anthony Miller
Dad: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Son: I want to be a pizza delivery boy or a plumber.
Dad: Stop watching porn son.

Dad: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up? Son: I want to be a pizza delivery boy or a plumber. Dad: Stop watching porn son.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
Finally, a page that posts the best dad jokes.. They sing because they CAN

Finally, a page that posts the best dad jokes.. They sing because they CAN

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