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Dad Jokes!!! MY WIFE'S BRA I tripped over my wife's bra. It was a booby trap.

avatar Isabella Lewis
my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90's called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn't text” and DAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me

my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90's called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn't text” and DAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me

avatar Agni Gauss
I saw a brunette walking her dogs. I asked: 'What are your dogs' names?' She: 'Calvin and Klein.' Me: 'Isn't that a brand of underwear?' She: 'Exactly, they're boxers.'

I saw a brunette walking her dogs. I asked: 'What are your dogs' names?' She: 'Calvin and Klein.' Me: 'Isn't that a brand of underwear?' She: 'Exactly, they're boxers.'

avatar Sophia Rich
I only say

I only say "I love you" to 1. Family 2. Lifelong Friends 3. Dogs that I met 3.5 seconds ago.

avatar John Paul
A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot. Pun in, ten dead.

A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot. Pun in, ten dead.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
I boiled a funny bone once. It turned into a laughing stock.

I boiled a funny bone once. It turned into a laughing stock.

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