A customer today told me: "If you raise your children, you can spoil your grandkids; but if you spoil your children, you'll have to raise your grandkids." I think he found the secret to life because everything makes sense now..
When my kids say "Nana is so awesome can I go to her house" I'm like that ain't the same lady I grew up with, that's an old lady trying to get into heaven
I got people on Messenger that died. How do I get them off? Are you updating on your phone? I'm going to eliminate people. Why? They're dead. I mean, Jesus Christ, what do I... how can I call them if they're dead? Put a finger down if you've done it in a public place. Is a cemetery a public place? Do you want to pet the pig? Oh, hey. Say hello to F
leaving my baby at my dads doorstep and running. You can come in. Come on. I'll take you. Leaving The Twins On Grandma's Doorstep. When you leave your child on his grandparents' front doorstep and they celebrate. Would you like to come in? Are you here to visit? I guess they're tired of him. They just left you! Yay! leaving my baby at my parent's f
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