Asking my toddler to describe her dad who's 'missing'. I lost your dad. You lost your dad? No, your dad. I'm dad? No. I lost your dad. Daddy is lost. Everleigh, what is that? Where Jesus died on the cross. It's a T. POV: When your toddler is too good at listening. Juliet, knock it off! *Knock* *Knock* That's not what I meant. BASKETBALL! Ooo, is th
Tell them to comb the desert, do you hear me? Comb the desert! GENUINE ACE HARD RUBBER. Sir? What? Are we being too literal? No, you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Found anything yet? Nothing yet, sir. How about you? Not a thing, sir. What about you guys? We ain't found shit. ACE.
President Skroob. What is it? I have an urgent message from Lord Helmet. He's lost the princess. Where? Somewhere in the Sands of Vega. Tell him to comb the desert, do you hear me? Comb the desert! Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Sir. What? Are we being too literal? No, you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Fou
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