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avatar Jeremy Jordan

She told him. I'm going to hit the men's room. I was going to tell you a joke about my pecker, but it's too long. Mm-hmm. That's okay. I was going to tell a joke about my beaver, but you'll never get it. What did I miss? Nothing.

avatar Patricia Lee

What in the world's wrong, honey? Are you in pain? My stomach's killing me. That's because your stomach's empty. Really? Now I understand why you always have headaches. Buzzard Butt Coffee Shop. Let's be ridiculous.

avatar Isabella Lewis

The only reason to show up 45 minutes early for a doctor's appointment. Wasn't you shocked by that? Yeah.

avatar Jeremy Jordan

This definitely wasn't part of the plan. That feels even better. Read your newspaper. Molly? Hm? Why don't we have another kid?

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Our seventh child always looked different from the others. Did he have a different father? Yes. Whose is it? Yours!

Our seventh child always looked different from the others. Did he have a different father? Yes. Whose is it? Yours!

avatar Charlie Chocolate
THIS IS WHY I DON'T SHAKE HANDS WITH PEOPLE.

THIS IS WHY I DON'T SHAKE HANDS WITH PEOPLE.

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