My man is down there motorboatin' the hell out of it. And all of a sudden, I'm thinkin' he's into it and he pulls back. I said, "Now, wait a damn minute." I checked for toilet paper balls and I didn't have any! Look at the men in here! Oooooooooh. My God! Guys, we know! Cause like I said before, we give these men a hard time and damn us for doing i
When I keep my girl's picture on my wallet. Hey babe, can I get some money? I need to go buy a few things. Yeah. Here, check what you need from there. Oh, I didn't know you kept a picture of me in your wallet. Of course, my love. You know, there's days that are super difficult and hard. You deal with a bunch of stress, a million things. I open my w
Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move. But convincing her she's a robot with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning. It's a Philip K. Dick move. Nathan Anderson Twitter: @nathanthesnake
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