When you give your daughter a taste of her own medicine. Hey mom! I need my nails done and I need $25 more dollars and a little extra too because I need some gas and I'm leaving in like 3 minutes so. Is that really what I sound like? Mom used to embarrass me in front of my friends, let's see how she likes it. When your Sicilian mom asks you to get
Who's there? Police, come outside, we just need to talk. How many of you are there? Three. Then you guys talk to each other. Hahaha. Where's your homework? At home. Why? Because that's where homework lives. What do you do when your grandma says no? Grandma and no? That's surprising. Ma'am, you got the wrong grandma. Hahaha. I work really hard to ma
Five funny dialogues. Do you know why I pulled you over? Why? Your wife fell out of the car about a mile back. That's why she was so quiet! We are here at the scene of a shocking incident. A woman killed her husband because he dared to walk on the floor while she was mopping. Has the woman been arrested yet? Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to
How many drinks have you had tonight, sir? Uh, 12 beers and 15 shots of tequila. Well, there's still no excuse for letting your wife drive the car. I am leaving you. Excellent. You'll never find someone like me. Wow, the good news just keeps on coming. Say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time. You've got a much bigger one than
America got Savage. how many drinks tonight sir? ah 12 beers and 15 shots of tequila. no excuse for letting your wife drive the car. I am leaving you. excellent. yeah you'll never find someone like me. wow the good news just keeps on coming. say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time. you've got a much bigger one than your broth
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