Five funny dialogues. Do you know why I pulled you over? Why? Your wife fell out of the car about a mile back. That's why she was so quiet! We are here at the scene of a shocking incident. A woman killed her husband because he dared to walk on the floor while she was mopping. Has the woman been arrested yet? Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to
Most People Never Go to a Gym. The majority of the world never gets to a gym. Yeah, it has expenses and people work out, but guess what? Two-thirds of your body is from your waist up. All your weight is up here. So get up to a wall and you're just going to squat to a limit to where it's comfortable. Hold it there about 20-30 seconds. If this is too
This should be the next Governor of California. I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone here. We need to start. We have a group of 20-year-old kids, this 20-ish. And we're just sitting here lying to them about broken Democrat policies in California for the last 20 years. And we're going to sit here and blame a president who's been president for a year
Good idea. Hope it worked. Have you heard what's happening in Italy? You know why we're not seeing what's going on in Italy right now? It's because Oracle doesn't want you to. So over in Italy, they stopped buying anything for the economy. They stopped purchasing a single thing. They stopped going to work. They stopped doing everything except hangi
Croatia fan eats too much Texas BBQ. Everything is so big. The food is great here, especially Texas barbecue. We waited so much, so we couldn't sleep all night.
What do you think about truckers who use drugs to stay awake? Yeah, nah, I don't mess with that stuff. That's not the way. I keep myself up with energy drinks. Keep Real. Stay Alive!
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