WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR? Leo. Leo? How old are you, Leo? You're 18? Aww. No, don't say 'aww', he's 18. It's okay. You're allowed to hear. Who brought you here? Your parents? Aw, is that your dad?! Yo, he's cool as fuck! Dad is cool! With the hat?! The schoolboy hat, the schoolboy glasses, the beard. Look at that's the beard you want, huh? Is that mom
Tough being a woman in general, right ladies? Just kidding. It's fucking easy. Shut up bitches. We have everything. We have everything we've ever wanted and we're still not happy. I think we're the problem. FOLLOW ME.
What's the last worst opening line you've gotten on Tinder? "I'll cut your lawn for you." I'll cut your lawn for you? F*ck, you're picky. That's a good one. If someone messaged me, "I'll cut your lawn for you," I'd be like, "Okay, Daddy." Shit. Oh, is it like a sex thing? Does that mean something else? That just occurred to me right now. I honestly
IS YOUR HUSBAND BLACK? HE WAS. HE WAS. DID YOU WASH HIM!? I'M I'M KIDDING. I'M I'M KIDDING. OH, THAT. THAT ONE'S NOT GOING ONLINE. THERE'S NO WAY. THAT WAS PRETTY FUGGED. HE PASSED. NO. NO. THEN HE'S STILL BLACK, RIGHT? DIVORCED? HE WAS YOUR HUSBAND. YOU GOT TO WORK ON HOW YOU SAY THIS STORY. I WAS REMARRIED- AND MY HUSBAND DIED LAST MAY. UH, HOLD
Black women always got to say the last word. White women won't do that. White women, y'all won't do that. Let's discuss it, stop it. Don't talk to me like that. Black women always got to sing that last word out to you. Bust your motherfucking head, then a motherfucker. Am I lying? Am I lying? When you arguing, don't they sing the last word? You ain
I got a lot of things to talk about tonight. First of all, I've stopped smoking weed. With black people. You didn't let me finish, motherfuckers. Goddamn. I'm sorry, black people, to break the news so publicly, but I can't smoke with you anymore. Every time I smoke weed with my black friends, all you talk about is your trials and tribulations. I'm
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