I told WOMEN ≠ MEN I told those college kids, I didn't apologize, I'll be honest, man, men and women aren't equal. I'm sorry if that hurts your little stupid ears. We're not, we're not equal. Because equal means the word same. We're not the same. We should be paid equal. We should have equal rights. We should have equal, uh, we should be treated wi
I don't know where they get the confidence, but there's a lot of men who walk around with Brad Pitt confidence, and they look like Jeff Bezos. And there's a lot of women who look like Scarlett Johansson and think they look like Jeff Bezos.
My wife almost killed me one night in bed. I didn't know what to do because I didn't recognize the noise. You ever look for a noise? By the time I realized it, I was almost gone. 11 o'clock, this is the noise I hear... (fart sound) She says, 'What's the matter? You didn't hear that?' 'What'd it sound like?' 'Like Superman just flew over the house.'
COMEDY DYNAMICS. Every black person... got a n***a dial. Every black person! And you know who sees that sh*t... You know who sees it everyday? Women. Women see it everyday. When black men try to talk to y'all... on the streets... That's what you're witnessing. The number change. Starts off on a low number. "You're lookin' lovely today." "Can I walk
Like I don't like spending the night next to women I just met. I used to do it in my 20s. I could go out, meet a girl, we hit it off, I go back to your place, I stay the night. Should I stay the whole weekend? I ain't had shit to do. She used to ask me, 'When you gotta go home?' I'm like, 'Thursday, I'm going to the gym at three, then I circle back
Part 1 😂 Tim Hawkins Karen song. I run into this lady almost every single day. She has a creepy haircut and she has a lot to say. And I'm well aware that you probably know her too. So just to make it clear, I'm gonna spell that out for you. K is for the kindness that she never really had. A is for her attitude that's always really bad. R is for the
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