In general, who do you think's more homophobic? Men or women? Men. Are there any straight single guys here? Yeah? Can I ask you a hypothetical question? Yeah. Say you're on a date with a woman. Things are going really well. You're into her. She's showing you photos on her phone and then accidentally shows you a photo of her making out with another
My dad goes, 'Hey, the school called us and told us some kids been beating you up everyday. Why don't you tell us?' And I go, 'Cause you guys are professional fighters. And I'm getting beat up by some kid. It's embarrassing.' And he goes, 'Good, you're a boxer. You're not a street fighter. If somebody hits you, you tell the teacher.' I go in my bed
what's your name? Treasure. I'm laughing because that's one of them Nigerian. You Nigerian? Of course. That's what Nigerians be doing, they just be naming their kids after things, you know what I mean? I need money. Treasure. That's what they do. I need a good health. Hospital. Chest? Are you guys brothers? Rafael. You're Nigerian? Rafael. It's bib
If you're the type of person to revel in someone getting canceled for something they said ten years ago, you're just ensuring that one day you'll be canceled for something you said today. You can't predict what will be offensive in the future. You don't know who the dominant mob will be. The worst thing you can say today get you canceled on Twitter
I got a new car. I don't understand anything on it except the fuel gauge. Okay. I'm pulling out of my parking spot in reverse and suddenly the dashboard starts playing a video of somebody getting run over by a car. I forgot about it. Went on my merry way.
Proof women are Monsters. A few years ago Michael Douglas was like one of the reasons I got throat cancer was from oral sex. Was from eating pussy. And then a lot of doctors were like, it's one of the leading causes of throat cancer. And women still make you do it. That's how much of monsters they are. They want you to go down on them even though t
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