Def comedy jam Funny Moments 😂. I had a brother though. I'm gonna tell y'all about my little domestic shit. I had, I ain't gonna try to act like I ain't never been there. I had a brother. You know, he was a little rough. I liked his ass 'cause he didn't work. You know, but when they don't work, they got more time to be home practicing. I admire tha
Man says he's been married 7 years. Is he absolutely wrong? We have a 7-year old kid. You have a 7-year old kid? Oh nooo. How long has it actually been, ma'am? I'm so sorry for your husband. Eleven years. Eleven?? That's so different. How did you guys meet? I'm sure Dave doesn't remember. He was like, it was um, in the maternity ward. She was givin
What is part of Addams Family thing y'all have? You both look very beautiful. We don't know each other. No. No. You guys don't know each other? They just sit the witches together in this fuucin' place? They both show up. The undead seats are in the front. Both of them go... (imitates zombie/monster sounds) Server comes up, 'What can I get for you?'
I fart a lot. Currently, it's partly my diet, partly anxiety. I get very nervous and I fart. And that's just my thing. Yeah. I don't look like someone who farts a lot. So in a group, people don't usually think I did it. I've been framing large men for years. And I don't feel bad about it because they think it was them too. It was just like, yeah, i
I'm married. You are married. What's his best quality, ma'am? Huge d!ck. Huge d!ck. D!ck. Can he pay rent? Nope, addicted to opioids. But he got a big ass d!ck! No. You don't know, you never measured? Bigger than my throat. Bigger than your throat? That's great. Bigger than your throat. Holy Toledo. Do you ever... do you have a gag reflex or no? No
I think it's so funny bein' white Latino, I'm proud to be Latino, like, I truly am, but it's really hard for me to express it 'cause it rubs everyone the wrong way. Kinda like what's goin' on right now. Can you guys feel that? It's tight in here, huh? Un poquito? My mom, when Trump started hating on Latinos in 2015, she got me a shirt to, like, sho
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