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avatar Gaie Houston

How To Explain Your a Super Hero. My God. How did you do that? Uh, it's easier than it looks. Oh! No, I don't think so. Why don't you tell me what's going on? All right. Well, there is something, okay? But you have to keep it a secret. I think I have... superpowers. I find that hard to believe. All right, all right, how about this? Go ahead and thr

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They got superpowers. Big Larry. Hero. So he's good. But I'm better. Did I say you were next? Name's Zach, Coach Boomer. Try not to drop your clipboard. Any day now, superstar. I'm doing it. Doing what? I'm glowing. I don't think so. Well, it's easier to see in a dark room. Maybe we could turn off these lights. You could cup your hands around your

avatar Charlie Chocolate

August 10. I want to do it here. Say we'll be together forever. Say what? Oh, spit. Don't stop on our account. You want to do me next, huh? Oh! Oh! Whoa! Is this how you spend your time? Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no, no! Sara! That's enough. You can't do that. You know, I only did it because I love you. David, I just said I love you. Sara, you should g

avatar Joseph Mitchell

THE SOLAR FLARE TRIGGERED JUNK DNA AND TURNED BLACK PEOPLE INTO BEINGS WITH SUPERPOWERS. RISE OF THE MUTANTS. What is our block? Why y'all always pulling up acting tough? You deaf? You pushing me like you bulletproof or something? Officer down! Requesting backup! Neutralize targets! I ain't going! Love y'all boys, but hell no! They still think we r

avatar Sophia Rich
How I look at my bro after we get superpowers and he says 'let's fix the world' instead of 'let's save it'

How I look at my bro after we get superpowers and he says 'let's fix the world' instead of 'let's save it'

avatar John Paul
Your ADHD Superpowers: Can do literally anything when you're in the zone. Master multitasker (when the mood hits). Organized chaos expert. Emotionally intuitive and resourceful af. Your Kryptonite: Burnout from doing too much too fast. Forgetting your own needs until it's meltdown o'clock. Drowning in clutter but too exhausted to fix it.

Your ADHD Superpowers: Can do literally anything when you're in the zone. Master multitasker (when the mood hits). Organized chaos expert. Emotionally intuitive and resourceful af. Your Kryptonite: Burnout from doing too much too fast. Forgetting your own needs until it's meltdown o'clock. Drowning in clutter but too exhausted to fix it.

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