What are marriages? Marriages are a relationship where one person is always right and the other person can never be right. How do you know that? My parents are here. I don't want to get in trouble. Send a message to all the men out there. You don't have to be happy forever. You have to get married to reach that point. What do husbands do when they
What do you know about women? I discovered something. What'd you discover? When a woman says do whatever you want that was not permission. What was it? It was a trap. What else you learned about women? I learned that women don't lose arguments. Really? Yes they only take a break and continue tomorrow. They have unlimited data. What do you notice ab
When John had to stretch out his chin and spell I met #johnnycarson. Stretch your neck up. No, str- Up high, high. Okay. Turn the head this way a little bit. Now out as far as you can, John. Do what? Just stretch that head out, out, out. Now. Is it straining here? Yes. Straining. Now. This is for the chin. Spell I met. I... met... No, no, spell it,
Finally you found a page dedicated to the most unforgettable bloopers. That right there was a violation 😂. But don't you think men really like intelligence more when it comes right down to it? Oh please, are we gonna go back to that? Are you kidding? Sure, I mean, about some brain, you know, a caring person. No man has ever put his hand up a woman'
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