I wanna remind you of something. I should remind myself too. What? Well, when I stepped out of the spotlight to give you, I could see more of the crowd than earlier. Yeah, there's actually a few more younger folks here this evening than I realized. So, considering the way things are today, we might wanna consider using the appropriate language. Oh,
You wanna tell everybody what happens on the tour bus after every single show? The tour bus? Yeah... We get on the tour bus then he strips down naked and takes a shower... while we just sit there! Think about it... We're speechless! And, we can't move! It's like he slipped something in our drinks! Oh, no... You're just like Bill Cosby! Are you two
So, you really are adopted? Yes, I am. You ever tried to find the other ones? You mean my birth parents? Is that what they're called? Birth parents? Typically. Yeah, they're the ones that had you, took one look and then dumped your ass! I don't think that's how it went. Sure it did. They handed you to a nurse and went, 'Run!' I don't think so. Or m
Shit! I'll kill you from here! AHHHHH! Got any barbecue sauce? It's not funny! Stop laughing! Don't make me come down there! What? How would you get down there? You could throw me through fucking peanut. Fix it! [Achmed screams] That's not funny! Stop laughing! How would you get down there?
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