Why does no one ever mention the founding mothers? I don't know. Obviously, they were around. Of course, they were. And that's nice of you to stand up for women, Walter. I'm not standing up for them! I'm saying that old white men get the blame for everything that's wrong! You know there were a bunch of women back at their homes telling those poor b
Jose, why do you want to quit the show? I've been living a lie. A lie! A lie? I knew it! He's Mexican... and he's gay! Mexican, and gay... Now that is a party I would go to! La Cucaracha-aaaa! Jose, are you unhappy about something? This is a nice job, but it's not my dream! What is your dream? I want to be- Wait! I got it! What? He wants to change
Does Achmed Do Anything Special For Valentine's Day. Do you do anything special on Valentine's Day? I have a romantic dinner with my wives. Oh, Greek gods have wives. Yes, wives and virgins. What's the difference? I call it graduation. But don't you have one particular favorite sweetheart? Well, it's not easy to say. The one you like spending the m
Did you know that cockfighting has a long history in the United States? No. When they do it, do they wear beaver hats? I'm sorry, you made that up. That is not true. No, I didn't. Really? If that's on YouTube, I'm gonna watch it tonight. Don't do it. I bet they don't do it when it's cold out. Bubba Jay, this is a naughty subject. You're like my cre
I forgot to tell you, I, Achmed, am going to become a United States citizen! I thought you hated America. That was so last week. The United States is the land of opportunity where anyone can become president. To be president, you have to have been born here. Oh, then mayor of New York City. Okay, what has 50 stars in it? The Epstein files. No. No.
Hey, Walter. Thanks for putting that on. You know how much I hate you right now? I look like a birthday cake for a bald eagle! Watch now on my YouTube channel! @JEFFDUNHAM
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