Does Achmed Do Anything Special For Valentine's Day. Do you do anything special on Valentine's Day? I have a romantic dinner with my wives. Oh, Greek gods have wives. Yes, wives and virgins. What's the difference? I call it graduation. But don't you have one particular favorite sweetheart? Well, it's not easy to say. The one you like spending the m
The aviation community, the buff, the B-52. They've been in flight for so long. There are B-52s that have been piloted by the grandpa, the dad, and the grandson. Hey, I need to fly this B-52 because that's what my grandpa, my dad flew. They try to make it happen just so you can say like three generations of my family flew that bomber. Which is real
Wait for the end 😂 What do we have here? You didn't even get the chance to start. Miguel lost his balance, slipped and belly flopped straight into the pool before the race began. His first Olympic appearance, and he was disqualified before he even moved an inch. The crowd gasped. Years of training, discipline, sacrifice, all gone in a single clumsy
I'm not sure if you're aware of it, but an inordinate amount of violence is going to be required to correct this issue. What is on the table is ethnic cleansing. When you are talking about the permanent resettlement of an entire ethnic group from the place they call home, that's called ethnic cleansing. And that right there is why we don't listen a
Mike Tyson's reaction when someone asked why he supports Trump. I'm voting for Trump. So what's somebody gonna do about it? I mean, I'm gonna disagree with you. So what? Yeah, does it make you feel weird that people... No, so what? Is that weird to you that people freak out about your opinion? No, they believe I have a lot of followers, this and th
In 1992, a Terminator toy came out that let kids grow skin over a metal skeleton themselves. The set included a T-800 endoskeleton and a packet of special bio-flesh powder. It was a dental material dentists used to make tooth impressions. You mix the powder with water, poured it into the regeneration chamber, place the skeleton inside and push down
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