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avatar jojo9

No chance, that is...

avatar Gaie Houston

Not too bright. Now, I was at the restaurant the other night. I tell you, my waitress wasn't a bright bulb. I said to her, 'I've got a question about the menu, please.' She looks at me and she says, 'It's none of your business about the men I please.' @Garycraigactor

avatar Agni Gauss
Me: I'll have the chicken breast. Hold the chicken. The hooters waitress:

Me: I'll have the chicken breast. Hold the chicken. The hooters waitress:

avatar Olivia Veqqie

How many rolls come in the order of a dozen rolls? So, did you just not pass elementary school or? You forgot our lemons. There goes your tip. Oh no. There goes all the fucks I give along with it. I'm done serving you. There are too many flies out here and they keep flying near my food. Well, you're outside. There's gonna be bugs outside, ma'am. Ex

avatar jojo9
How did you find your steak sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.

How did you find your steak sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.

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