Carla, I just waited on a man at table 5 and he left too much money on the table. Should we go find him? No, uh, you see, this is what we call a tip. It's a little monetary gift for the head waitress. Here you go. Boy, do I feel dumb. Oh, no, you're just new. Kelly, can I have a beer, please? Okay, let me go get Woody. Oh, no, you don't need Woody.
Howdy ma'am. How are you doing today? Hot. And I don't mean the good kind. So what don't you want? Pardon? What don't you want? Oh, well, uh... I think I'll just... I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but T-bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one asshole from New York, tried to order trout back in 1987. We
Here's your check. Sorry about the entire experience. You're gonna have to take it the rest of the way. I slept funny last year. You know, I happen to be a massage therapist, and I happen to be broke, so what do you say I get that crick out of your neck as your tip? Hold on, I have to run this by a person who's been poor longer. Sadly, that guy ove
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