I wasn't expecting that. Oh, so, so good. Sorry, I didn't realize you were on break. I just need some horseradish. Here. Oh, cool. Excuse me, where's my waitress? She's coming.
Howdy ma'am. How are you doing today? Hot. And I don't mean the good kind. So what don't you want? Pardon? What don't you want? Oh, well, uh... I think I'll just... I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but T-bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one asshole from New York, tried to order trout back in 1987. We
Where the hell is my coffee? I've been waiting for 10 min. I'm so sorry sir, I forgot. I'll get it right away. Jesus, you're a waitress. You're not building rockets. Figure it out. What a pr*ck. Hey, 20 bucks I can toss a cookie crisp into his a$$ crack. Oh! Oh my god! Who did that!? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. You gotta be kidding me. I swear to G
A man at a diner extends a fork on a long string to a woman across the table, who catches it with her mouth. A child sitting nearby watches with a deadpan, unimpressed expression.
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