I asked for no dressing. You sure? This dressing contains mayonnaise and I'm allergic to eggs. I'm allergic to people with allergies, but you don't hear me whining. Excuse me? I'd like to speak to the manager. Okay. Hi! You wanted to speak to the manager, what seems to be the problem? Well, you're rude. Oh no, are you leaving? Yeah, and I'm never c
You know, I used to watch Wizard of Oz and wondered how somebody could talk without a brain, and then we got Facebook. And then I figured it out. But you know how to milk sheep? You put out a new iPhone and charge $1,300 for it. That's CountryDiner.com. Most people are using their phones to document, you know, important fun things in their life. I
I'm on the waitress's side. Excuse me, was there a problem with your service? Because a tip of 15% or more is standard for... You were slow. Thanks. Slow? Is it that I was slow, or is it that your bloated metabolism can't handle a five-minute wait for the ten pounds of bacon you shoved down your fat throat? Whoa, whoa, hey, hey! Enough, enough! Do
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