A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately calls
Do you know the key to life? Do neither of you speak English? I do. Do you know the key to life? What's that? The key to life is a penis in your asshole. I beg your pardon, sir. I think you must be saying that wrong. No, no, no. The key to life is a penis in your asshole. I don't think you're saying what you mean to say. No, we, we, we, a penis, a
1953 Indian Chief. If my words get glow, with the tolling of the sun, and my chain were played on the far, on the star, would you hear my voice, come to the sea, would you hold it near, as the moon, it's a hand me down, the fall falls out, would you hear.
U.S. MARINES VETERAN. Taking care of our own. IT'S NOT THAT I CAN AND OTHERS CAN'T. IT'S THAT I DID AND OTHERS DIDN'T. PROUD TO HAVE SERVED. Welcome to the land of the free, home of the brave where we still believe. Raise that flag, let the whole world see. There ain't no place like the USA to me.
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