Tell a lie. Uh, what should I say? Anything, but quick. Say something crazy like I'm wearing ladies' underwear. I'm, I, uh, I'm wearing ladies' underwear. Are you? I most certainly am not. It looks like you most certainly am off. I am not. What kind? It's a thong. Ow! They're brief. Oh my, I'm R2. I'm not. R2. All right, here we go. Hang tight.
Hey, let him cook. Do you trust Trump's national security team to keep our war plans top secret? Do you trust your mother every night to fix your hot pockets and make sure your Game Boy is turned on?
I thought you said they didn't have alcohol. Look, they got screwdrivers. Oh, no, Charlie, it's just orange juice. Orange juice? Like the mixer? Yeah, yeah. People drink it. People drink it, yeah. It's crazy to me. When was the last time you drank a straight mixer? Oh, I had a Diet Cola mixer a while ago. Oh, did you? What? Dude, you drinking a be
The main character in my lego lore somehow coming back to life after being erased entirely from existence in the last battle (its my favourite figure) Oh, did you know that I'm ready to go? What did you...
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