Can you believe it? It's her calling again. Hello? Why are you calling here? I told you, I'm happily married. I have a wife. What do you want from me? Give me the phone. Hello? You nosy psycho, don't call here again, got it? Yeah, don't call, bitch. We're happily married. Everything's fine between us. Stop calling here. We don't need you. You hear
Do you ever have to sneeze while you're taking a piss? It's frightening, isn't it? It's frightening cause actually you can't do it. It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won't let it happen. Your brain says, stop pissing, we're going to sneeze now. Cause your brain knows you might blow your asshole out.
Most farmers do not grow sugarcane from seeds. Instead, a single stalk can produce many new plants. The first time people see this, it seems strange. Farmers cut a healthy sugarcane stalk into several pieces. Then they bury those pieces in the soil. At first glance, it looks like they are wasting perfectly good cane, but the secret lies inside thos
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