You want to hear something really fascinating? Sure. Before the flood came, the Bible says God created the earth to be inhabited. Today, 3% of the world is habitable. 71% is underwater. 10% is under deserts. 10% is under ice caps. Then there's the mountain ranges and stuff. Before the flood, it was habitable. There were seas, but no oceans. Most o
What do you want me to do with that? Oh, just let it sit for a bit. Give me another one. It's going up. No, young man. I've worked in pubs my whole life. I've been drinking beer longer than you've been alive. Mate, I was born in a pub. I wish my arm was shorter because it feels like grabbing you. Is everything all right, are you? That's just... Yo
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You got any white bread? Yes. I'll have some toasted white bread, please. You want butter or jam on that toast, honey? No, ma'am. Dry. Got any fried chicken? You want chicken wings or chicken legs? Four fried chickens and a Coke. And some dry white toast, please. Be up in a minute. We got two hunkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchant.
A guy walks into the bar with his neck like this, he says to the guy, give me a scotch. He says, it's a nice joint you got here. It's a neighborhood place. I says, yeah, we got a lot of regular people coming in here. He says, yeah, give me another scotch. Guy walks up, he says, you new around here? He says, yeah, I am. He says, got a little troubl
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